Spring Clean 2020 – discount and free sex toys for sale

I’ve been going through my sex toy collection again, and this year I’ve been ruthless, only keeping my absolute favourites. This year things will work a little differently, as I have some premium luxury sex toys that have barely been used, these I am selling at a massive discount from RRP. If you buy a sex toy you can add any of the “free” items to the package at no extra cost. Once all the premium toys have sold, I’ll give away what is left for the price of postage.

Every toy either has never been used or has been sterilised or in the case of lingerie carefully washed. Due to the current COVID-19 pandemic I will take extra precautions of wearing a mask and disposable gloves when I package each product and I will quarantine each parcel for 72 hours before I send it.

I’ve tested each vibrating product to make sure it is working, but I have removed all the batteries from disposable battery powered products, so you’ll need to buy those separately. I will not accept any returns or give any refunds.

I can only ship to countries / regions where it is legal to ship sex toys. I am shipping from the UK, and it is unlikely you will incur any customs charges if you are outside of the UK, but if you do you are responsible for paying any customs charges. Payment must be made via paypal, I will not ship a product until payment has been received. All prices are in GBP and are inclusive of UK shipping. Additional charges will apply for international shipping, I will quote these individually upon request.

How to request a product

If you’d like to get your hands on any of these toys, please contact me using the form at the bottom of the post, stating which product(s) you would like and what country you want me to post it to. I will then reply to your email with payment details, including international shipping costs if applicable. Once you have paid I will reply to you confirming I have received payment and ask you for your shipping address.

I am updating this page as products get requested. Once a product has been requested I mark it as SOLD. Once I have received payment for postage, I delete the product from the page all together. If you would like an item marked SOLD it is worth letting me know, in case the person who originally requested it changes their mind. If you request a product and then I don’t receive payment from you within 2 days I will re-list the product.

If you want to request a product you must use the form at the bottom of the page, do not contact me on social media! The reason for this is I am operating on a first-come-first-served basis, and I need to be able to order requests accurately by time in order to keep things fair.

Sex Toys for Sale


Womanizer Duo, used to review. £85


Womanizer Pro used to review. £60


Womanizer Liberty used to review £45.


Womanizer Starlet 2 used to review £35


Mantric Rechargeable Remove control Love Egg Vibrator used to review. £25


Happy Rabbit Beaded G Spot Vibrator used to review £40


Silicone Powerful mains-powered Rabbit Vibrator (UK plug). Used to review £50.


Silicone Rechargeable G Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Used to review. £45


Blue Silicone Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator. Never used. £45


Desire G Kiss vibrator used to review £25


Desire curved G spot vibrator. Used to review. £25. 


Desire Bullet Vibrator  used to review. £25.


Desire Clitoral Vibrator used to review £25


Pink Silicone Rechargeable Classic Vibrator, never used £20.


Bronze Silicone Rechargable Classic Vibrator, used to review £20.


So Divine Classic Vibrator, used to review £20


Lovely App controlled vibrating cock ring, used to review £25.


Rampant Rabbit silicone vibrating  rechargeable cock ring £10.


App controlled vibrating silicone kegel balls, used to review £25


Metal Jewelled Small Butt Plug  used to review £8.


Rechargeable Clitoral sucking vibrator used to review £10


Weighted Silicone Kegel Ball Set, used to review £7.


Limited edition Tokidoki ABS plastic classic vibrator, AA battery powered, used to review £25


Silicone Butt Plug with sleeve for bullet (small ABS plastic battery powered bullet vibrator included), used to review, £7. 


ABS plastic battery powered bullet vibe, used to review £5.

Add any of these items to your order for free:

Feather Ticker

Lovely purple fluffy tickler with plastic handle. Came from the Lovehoney 2018 Advent calendar. Never been used.

Sex Scratch Cards

Fun Sexy Scratch Card game from Lovehoney’s Oh range. Never been used.

combination padlock

This is a little combination padlock meant for locking Lovehoney’s sex toy storage boxes. Never been used (because, seriously, what’s the point of me locking up one box when I have so many others?)

Double cock ring

Jelly-type double cock ring from the Lovehoney 2018 Advent calendar. It has never been used, I’ve not even taken it out of its packaging.

Single-use vibrating cock ring

This Single-use vibrating cock ring is from the Lovehoney 2018 Advent calendar and has never been used or taken out of its packet. It’s vibrator will run for up to 30 mins and that’s it, so it is meant to be disposable.

Penis extender,

Penis extender, got from the Lovehoney 2018 Advent calendar. It has never been used or taken from its packet.

Lovehoney Unwrap Me Body

Please look at the product page for the Lovehoney unwrap me body, as on a hanger it just looks weird! I tried this on once and it didn’t suit me at all. Size UK 8 – 16.


Lovehoney Opaque Deep-V Front Crotchless Bodystocking, tried on once and it didn’t suit me. Size UK 8 – 16. I recommend looking at the product page to see what it looks like on a person, as bodystockings look super weird on a hanger.

Lovehoney Adore Me Chemise Set

I wore this Lovehoney chemise once and it didn’t do much for me. It comes with a matching g-string and is made from lovely micro fibre material. Size UK 14-16.

Black Lace Garter

Black lace garter came from the 2016 Lovehoney Advent calendar. I think I put it on once? I’d guess the size is UK 8 to 16, but I’m not really sure.


Plastic Massager, never used


Metal Clit Clamp with Red Beads. Never used.


Set of 3 silicone cock rings, never used


Silicone jiggle balls, never used. 

If you’d like any of these products, please contact me using the form below, stating which products you would like to buy, if you would like to add on any of the free products, and what country you want me to post it to. I will then give you a quote for postage costs if you are outside the UK. You can package as many products as you would like together. First come first served.

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